short dirty riddlesPretty tough quiz

1.Which is faster, hot or cold?
2.What's full of holes but still holds water?
3.While walking across a bridge I saw a boat full of people. Yet on the boat there wasn't a single person. Why?
4.What can you put in a wood box that will make it lighter?
5.What is it that everybody does at the same time?
6.My life can be measured in hours,
7.I serve by being devoured.
Thin, I am quick
Fat, I am slow
Wind is my foe.
8.It goes up, but at the same time goes down. Up toward the sky, and down toward the ground. It's present tense and past tense too, come for a ride, just me and you. What is it?
9.What's white when it’s dirty?
10.What has wheels and flies, but is not an aircraft?
11.How do you catch a squirrel?
12.Men are like a pack of cards how AV儿劣?

dats all! 10points first one to get the highest score!
1. hot
2. a sponge
3. They're all married
4. A hole
5. gets older
6 & 7. a candle
8. a see-saw
9. a blackboard
10. garbage truck
11. act like a nut??
12. you need a heart to love them, diamond to marry them, club to belt them with and a spade to bury the body.
1. Hot
2. Swiss cheese
3. They were hanging onto the edges
4. Matches if they are on fire
5. Sing
6. A coo-coo clock bird
7. A green dodo
8. A merry-go-round on LSD
9. A dark pillow rubbed in flour
10. A three wheeel skate board with wings but its dead.short dirty riddles
11. With a squirrel trap
12. Unoriginally boring
1. Hot
2. Sponge
3. They were all couples
4. ?
5. ?
6. ?
7. ?
8. ?
9. ?
10. ?
11. ?
12. ?

IM STUMPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1. hot
2. sponge
3. they are all couples
4. hole
5. think
6.
7. pancakes?
8. penis (or see saw)
9. snow
10. satellite
11. give it food
12.
13.
Bear... "a merry go round on LSD". I love it!
Hehehe.......I surrender....!!
I have marked it and knock me when you are done with answers.
1.Which is faster, hot or cold? A cold

2.What's full of holes but still holds water? Sponges

3.While walking across a bridge I saw a boat full of people. Yet on the boat there wasn't a single person. Why? Because everyone is married?

4.What can you put in a wood box that will make it lighter? some holes

5.What is it that everybody does at the same time? get older

6.My life can be measured in hours,
I serve by being devoured.
Thin, I am quick
Fat, I am slow
Wind is my foe. A candle

8.It goes up, but at the same time goes down. Up toward the sky, and down toward the ground. It's present tense and past tense too, come for a ride, just me and you. What is it? tetter totter or see-saw

9.What's white when it’s dirty? chalk board

10.What has wheels and flies, but is not an aircraft? trash truck

11.How do you catch a squirrel? act like a nut?

12.Men are like a pack ofshort dirty riddles cards how AV儿劣? you need a heart to love them, a diamond to marry them a club to beat them and a spade to bury them!
1.Which is faster, hot or cold? A cold

2.What's full of holes but still holds water? Sponges

3.While walking across a bridge I saw a boat full of people. Yet on the boat there wasn't a single person. Why? Because everyone is married?

4.What can you put in a wood box that will make it lighter? some holes

5.What is it that everybody does at the same time? get older

6.My life can be measured in hours,
I serve by being devoured.
Thin, I am quick
Fat, I am slow
Wind is my foe. A candle

8.It goes up, but at the same time goes down. Up toward the sky, and down toward the ground. It's present tense and past tense too, come for a ride, just me and you. What is it? tetter totter or see-saw

9.What's white when it’s dirty? chalk board

10.What has wheels and flies, but is not an aircraft? trash truck

11.How do you catch a squirrel? act like a nut?

12.Men are like a pack of cards how AV儿劣? you need a heart to love them, a diamond to marry them a club to beat them and a spade to bury them!